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THE ROSTER
Four fighters, four very different game plans. Each is an exaggerated cartoon caricature with their own stats and a signature special move. Here's who they are and how to win with each — pick the one that matches your style.
🦅 Donald Trump "The Don"
Style: Heavyweight brawler. The Don hits like a freight train but moves like one too. Every connected blow does serious damage, so you don't need many of them.
Signature special — "You're Fired": a slow but devastating fireball that bullies opponents off the screen.
How to play him: Be patient. Block, wait for your opponent to overcommit, then land one big punish. Corner them and the fight is yours. His weakness is speed — don't get caught chasing a quicker fighter.
🕶️ Joe Biden "Aviator Joe"
Style: Balanced all-rounder. No glaring weakness, good speed, and a solid answer at every range. The easiest fighter to learn the fundamentals with.
Signature special — "Malarkey Blast": a fast, flying projectile that's great for keeping rushers at bay and chipping a turtle.
How to play him: Play the spacing game. Poke with kicks, mix in the Malarkey Blast to control the screen, and punish jump-ins. A great pick while you're still learning the system.
🎤 Barack Obama "No Drama"
Style: The speedster. Lower damage per hit, but he's in and out before you can react. Rewards aggressive players who like constant pressure.
Signature special — "Mic Drop": an arcing, bouncing projectile that's tricky to predict and punishes opponents who stand still.
How to play him: Stay on offense. Dash in, land a quick combo, dash out before they swing back. Use his range to poke safely and his speed to escape trouble. Death by a thousand cuts.
🧤 Bernie Sanders "The Mittens"
Style: The trickster zoner. Longest reach in the game and a special that changes the whole match — but slow feet mean you need to control the pace.
Signature special — "Mitten Missile": a freezing projectile that locks your opponent in place, opening the door for a free combo.
How to play him: Keep your distance and win with range. Land the freeze, then rush in for guaranteed damage. His low speed means you must avoid getting cornered — once a fast fighter is in your face, life gets hard.
Quick matchup advice
- New to fighting games? Start with Aviator Joe — he has no bad range.
- Like big damage and patience? The Don rewards a defensive, punishing style.
- Like fast pressure? No Drama is built for hit-and-run aggression.
- Like outsmarting people? The Mittens' freeze sets up the flashiest combos.