CAPITAL COMBAT

White House Showdown โ€” free 2D parody fighting game. Works on desktop & mobile.
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ABOUT THE GAME

Capital Combat: White House Showdown is a free, browser-based 2D fighting game and political satire. Step into a cartoon steel cage set up on the White House lawn and settle the debate the old-fashioned way โ€” in the "FFC Freedom 250," a wholly fictional fight night.

The whole thing runs in your browser with nothing to install and no sign-up. Pick a caricatured fighter, choose 1-player versus the computer or grab a friend for local 2-player, and brawl across a best-of-three match. The art is drawn in a chunky, modern pixel style and animated with proper wind-up, strike and recovery on every move, and the whole soundtrack โ€” a jukebox of public-domain American classics โ€” is generated live in the browser. It plays on desktop, laptop, tablet and phone.

HOW TO PLAY

On a computer (keyboard)

On a phone or tablet (touch)

Winning

Drain your opponent's health bar to score a knockout, or be ahead when the round timer hits zero. Take two rounds to win the match and the "presidency of the cage." Each fighter has a signature special โ€” fireballs, thrown projectiles, even a freeze attack โ€” on a short cooldown, so time it.

MEET THE FIGHTERS

Donald Trump "The Don"

A heavy-hitting brawler. Slow on his feet but every blow lands like a wrecking ball, and his signature move sends opponents packing.

Joe Biden "Aviator Joe"

A balanced all-rounder in shades. Decent speed, decent power, and a long-range special to keep rushers honest.

Barack Obama "No Drama"

The fastest fighter on the roster. Light on damage but quick in and out, with a special that drops the mic โ€” literally.

Bernie Sanders "The Mittens"

The trickster. Longest reach in the game and a freezing projectile that locks opponents in place for a free combo.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Is the game really free?
Yes. It's free to play in any modern browser, with no download, account or payment. The site is supported by ads and affiliate links.
Do I need to install anything?
No. It runs entirely in the browser on desktop and mobile. Just open the page and play.
Is this an official UFC or political game?
No. Capital Combat is an independent parody. The "FFC" league is fictional, and the game is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any mixed-martial-arts promotion, the White House, or any person depicted. The fighters are exaggerated cartoon caricatures presented for satire.
Can I play two-player?
Yes โ€” choose "2 Players" on the title screen and share one keyboard. Player 1 uses WASD + F/G/H, Player 2 uses the arrow keys + comma / period / slash.
Does it work on iPhone and Android?
Yes. Touch controls appear automatically on phones and tablets, and landscape mode gives you a full-screen view.
Why isn't there any sound at first?
Browsers block audio until you interact with the page. Tap the screen or press any key and the crowd, sound effects and music kick in.